I've been missing out
Don't let it slip out again!
Use this fucking slut
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Swallow, count and repeat
I'll help you get up, baby
Solid presentation prep, boss
I love your ideas, honey
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues